Part 2

So why are we here?
Well, you're here because you're bored, are an insomniac or fear direct human contact. And you're probably also here because you love a good deal.

Buying something for much MUCH less than its original value is exciting. You feel guilty. And you feel giddy. Then you feel GOOD.

Think of me as your pusher(wo)man. Your dealer. Your drug buddy. Or even your own personal shaman, leading you toward that holy guiding light that is thrift. That is a delectable rack of delicious markdowns. That is a color-coded coupon sale. That is... cheap shit.